Total Medals Earned: 654 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,800 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (210/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (350/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/360 points)
Win a game!
Teach the little guys fly!
Win with at least 5 goal advantage!
Slice and dice!
Flawless victory!
Get an Oscar!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/145 points)
Perform a normal dunk
Perform a SUPER dunk
Win a game
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Lose a game
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
Medals Earned: 11/12 (180/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 4/6 (40/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/240 points)
Read the extraordinarily interesting instructions!
Check out sandbox mode!
Get an overall score of 2000+ in Easy mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Normal mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Hard mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, in any mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, on Hard mode!
Get an overall score of 2700+ on Hard mode!